What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:08

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why is the world male-dominated?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”